Us Weekly Fashion Police

Disclaimer: As a member of Us Weekly's "Fashion Police," I get to comment on celebrity fashion eccentricities, although I realize that I am a dubious judge of style, as the craptastic shots below attest.

In any case, click these links for a few people I hope I never run into at Mr. Chow.

• Fashion Police Gallery 1
• Fashion Police Gallery 2
• Fashion Police Gallery 3

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  Tennille can hang, but the Captain's gotta go.

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  "My Village People audition went great!"