Essays

My allegedly humorous essays have appeared in:

• American Atheist
• Play DC
• American Rationalist
• Player
• Boston Phoenix
• Police Times
• Capital Style
• P.O.V.
• Christian Science Monitor
• Raven
• Complete Woman
• Salon
• Cynic Magazine
• San Francisco Examiner
• Entertainment Today
• Supermodels Unlimited
• Express
• Syracuse Herald-Journal
• Fairfield County Weekly
• Tear Sheet
• Freethinker (UK)
• Technology Review
• Funny Times
• The Tech
• GC Magazine
• ThePosition.com
• Generation Next
• Today's Black Woman
• Jewish World Review
• UWire.com
• Los Angeles Times
• UniverCity
• Nail Pro
• University Reporter
• National Lampoon
• Urban Male Magazine (Canada)
• NPR's "All Things Considered"
• Washington Post
• New World Press
• Washingtonian
• NoHo LA
• Woman's Own
• Ottawa Citizen
• Writer
• Penthouse
• Zink

My work has not appeared in:

• Inside Kung Fu
• The New England Journal of Medicine
• Barely Legal
• and lots of places when you think about it

I'd post samples, but they'll be coming out in an essay collection soon and my publisher doesn't want them floating around the Internet for free. Stingy bastards.