Why SteveAltes.com?

Some people look at a megalomaniacal website and ask "why"; I look at a megalomaniacal website and ask "why not."

 

To the delight of scholars of Steve Altes esoterica, SteveAltes.com is launched! No longer must you trudge to the musty old library to dig up my musings. No longer must you scour the newspaper for ads featuring me.

 

Steve Altes is not content to exist simply as a carbon-based lifeform. He is now available in convenient electronic format, accessible worldwide!

 

Here in one handy location you will find the answers to all your pressing questions, like: "I wonder if Steve Altes ever modeled a Greek fisherman's cap?" and "Did he have an opinion on the viability of hypersonic transports?"

 

No matter what aspect of me you are curious about, SteveAltes.com is sure to have the information you crave.

 

Future historians need not wrestle with the question, who was this mystery, wrapped in an enigma, all covered in danger sauce, for they will have at their fingertips a treasure trove of information. Oh, the gems they shall find! My "Bacon Number!" Matt Drudge's opinion of me!

 

Centuries hence, my great-great-great-great grandchildren will no doubt wonder who their ancestor was and what color polo shirt he wore when modeling for U.S. Office Products' annual report.

 

One thing is certain: SteveAltes.com will never be accused of having too little information about Steve Altes.

 

I may be mortal, but SteveAltes.com shall live forever!