Italian Vogue

Recently I did an editorial photo shoot for Italian Vogue with legendary photographer Steven Meisel. The theme was "Super Models Go To Rehab" and I got to play an orderly.

  • Cover from the July 2007 issue.

  • That got your attention.

  • That's me playing cards in the upper left -- getting paid to hang out with naked supermodels, like the recumbent Iselin Steiro and Missy Rayder here. Really makes me long for my old aerospace industry cubicle.

  • "Getting supermodels to their therapy sessions on time is like herding cats," I thought as I dragged supermodel Sasha Pivovarova down the linoleum floor.

  • That towering figure of authority in the background is me giving supermodel Irina Kulikova the stink-eye for making a mess of her Cocoa Puffs.

    Now, if for some strange reason you're interested in the rest of the pics -- ones that don't include a blurry shot of my knee -- well then, here you go.