Joke Express: Instant Delivery of 1,424 Funny Bits from the Best Comedians Edited by Judy Brown Published by Andrews McMeel, 2006   Joke Express collects 1,424 hysterical musings from America's top comedians, including David Letterman, Jon Stewart, Chris Rock, Rita Rudner, Conan O'Brien, Jerry Seinfeld, and George Carlin. Somehow Steve Altes managed to weasel his way in, too.     Purchase Publication on hold, pending resolution of the Jay Leno lawsuit.

Excerpts

Here are my twenty bits out of the book's 1,424 (a whopping 1.4%).  To read the other 98.6% you'll have to wait till the book comes out.