Donatella Versace

"Don-a-tella anyone you see me wearing dis."

Helena Bonham Carter

First to arrive at the cowgirl potluck dinner.

Laura Breckenridge

And they said you couldn't make a dress out of watermelon rinds!

Winona Ryder

Winona Ryder stars in "The Adventures of Andy Capp."

Eva Longoria

I question the codpiece.

Kate Moss

A belt to hold up your underwear? Now that's skinny.

Chloe Sevigny

Have fun digging that wedgie out.

Britney Spears

Perfect attire... for playing the slots in Atlantic City.

Kimberly Stewart

"I'm how many blocks from the beach?  Stupid Mapquest!"

Kelly Preston

Wow, that hobbit action figure is so lifelike!

Naomi Campbell

The back says, "... And All My Lawyer Got Me Was This Lousy T-Shirt."

Naomi Watts

Nice look, Fidel.

Jessica Simpson

"I wear these to turn white wine into red wine."

Kim Cattrall

Specs in the City.

Nicolette Sheridan

If she was going for the "bug" look, she succeeded.

Victoria Beckham

I hope the LASIK surgery was successful.

Mariah Carey

Those cats clash in wild and on her dress.

Mary Kate Olsen

Every day brings Mary Kate a little closer to being the "crazy cat lady."

Bebe Neuwirth

In her defense, it was the last dress left on Earth.

Britney Spears

I must have had too much to drink. I'm seeing pink elephants.

Mary Kate Olsen

Answers the question: what do you do with an eight foot doily?

Renee Zellweger

It's so embarrassing when toilet paper follows you from the restroom.

Jessica Simpson

Just another scandalously revealing outfit for Jessica Simpson, according to the Amish.

Pink

Pink models the traditional garb of Turkmenistan.

Julia Roberts

Never thought I’d long for her Mary Reilly look.

Britney Spears

Hurry, you two! The formal gala is just starting.

Bam Margera

It takes a confident man to show up for strip poker like this.

Margaret Cho

One thing North and South Korea agree on... this is not a good look for Margaret.

Trina

"No, master, I haven’t seen Major Healy."

Richie Rich

If only his parents had given him some attention as a child.

Bjork

Note how gracefully pink flamingos balance on one foot.

Kelly Osbourne

It was nice of Verne Troyer to loan Kelly his tux.

Rachel McAdams

So that's what hangs in the back of her closet.

Reese Witherspoon

Dress designers find inspiration in odd places--moldy bread, for instance.

Fergie

Okay, I'm dressed better than that right now and I'm a frickin' writer.

Donald Trump

Go ahead and laugh, but that's a $45,000 straw hat he's wearing.

Ashanti

Seaweed... it’s not just for sushi anymore.

Lindsay Lohan

Looks like Supergirl used too much bleach.

Maggie Gyllenhaal

The shoes should match the dress, not the carpet.

Omarosa

Forget the dress. She calls her mom "Momarosa." Now that's funny.

Rachel Weisz

This is why we don't make dresses out of litmus paper.

Angelina Jolie

One curler for each marriage she’s wrecked!

Hilary Duff

Furry boots and shorts... a look that says, "I stopped trying two albums ago."

Diane Keaton

I think the weight-lifting belt really pulls this whole ensemble together.

Macy Gray

The Olive Garden wants its tablecloth back.

Mischa Barton

This dress should be recalled by the manufacturer.

Mimi Rogers

"If this acting thing doesn't work out, I've always got photosynthesis to fall back on."

Paris Hilton

That dress is almost as colorful as her sex life.

Ling Bai

There's a second dress underneath trying to escape.

Kelly Lynch

Makes you wonder what dresses she rejected looked like!

Michael Stipe

R.E.M. = Really Enjoys Moonboots.

Marcia Cross

Leopard dress, giraffe lining, and surprisingly... wildebeest collar.

Janice Dickinson

"Welcome to Benihana. By the way, I was the world's first supermodel."

Victoria Beckham

Koosh Spice.

Chloe Sevigny

Chloe may lose her indie cred by signing up for Crocodile Dundee IV.

Eva Longoria

Good rule of thumb: never wear a bow larger than your head.

Angelina Jolie

This is the shade she prefers to leave on men's collars.

Christina Aguilera

Those translucent Halloween masks are so creepy!

Diana Ross

Diana Ross and the Supreme Court Justice's robe.

Lenny Kravitz

"That'll be two bucks for the squeegee."

Elisabeth Rohm

Refraction of light through a prism can be easily explained by this dress.

Amanda Peet

Amanda is shorn once a year, usually in the spring.

Kirsten Dunst

In her defense, it is difficult to find the right shoe for your bed sheet.

Jesse Metcalfe

He wants you dead, but at least he's polite about it.

Pam Anderson

Pam forgot to unbuckle the safety harness at Magic Mountain.

Katherine Heigl

Time to trim the mizzenmast.

Jenny McCarthy

"I will now field your questions on the Dewey Decimal System."

Mariah Carey

I guess the thigh cream isn't working.

Rachel Griffiths

That was one nasty orange juice spill.

Viggo Mortensen

The jacket and hat give the PJs more of a "day look."

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly dons a bib before a family dinner of bat heads.

LeeLee Sobieski

Wooden shoes sold separately.

Tori Spelling

Rule of thumb: sleeves shouldn't be longer than your skirt.

Trudie Styler

You'd think someone named "Styler" would have more... well, you know.

Tina Turner

Tina got this medal for lasting four rounds with Ike.

Tilda Swinton

"Oh great, Queen Elizabeth is wearing the same dress!"

Heidi Klum

Inspiration for fashion can come from anywhere, even the underside of a beetle.

Sandra Oh

... and Sandra never stuck a fork in an electrical socket again.

Sheryl Crow

Miraculously, the dress survived the shark bite.

Sienna Miller

I can only surmise that Ms. Miller does not own a mirror.

Katherine Heigl

"Golly, it'd sure be swell if they could land a man on the moon someday."

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay's grandma lets her pick anything she wants from her closet.

Chili

She heard that 90% of your body heat is lost through your triceps.

Lesley Ann Warren

Your average poodle would be too embarrassed to wear this.

Liz Hurley

Interesting fact: this wrap was actually made from Blofeld's cat.

Queen Latifah

Queen Latifah never misses a meeting of the Davy Crockett Appreciation Society!

Jessica Simpson

Eureka! My experiment worked! I've trapped Jessica Simpson in a beaker.

Robin Williams

Looks like pigeon-hunting season has opened in New York.

Kristin Cavallari

No ma'am, I haven't seen your pimp.

Cate Blanchett

Without a fifth bow this dress just doesn't work for me.

Gwyneth Paltrow

That Nellie Oleson always made life miserable for Laura Ingalls.

Mischa Barton

There aren't big enough sunglasses in the world to hide from this.

Melissa Rivers

She should have checked with mom before leaving the house.

Cynthia Nixon

"We're all going to Denny's after the prom!"

Kristin Cavallari

Tell H.G. Wells to fire up his time machine and send that back to the sixties.

Lisa Loeb

Lisa's "Kiss Ye Ol' Scullery Maid" booth was a big hit at the Renaissance Faire.

Rosario Dawson

Most annoying: all night Rosario said, "orange ya glad to see me?"

Robert Downey Jr.

I'm just happy to see him wearing something other than an orange jumpsuit.

Paris Hilton

As tough-looking as a spike collar on Tinkerbell.

Joss Stone

I loved Bill Murray in Stripes. Can't say the same for her.

Madonna

Meet Xena's new sidekick!

Shakira

I guess the designer stopped at the "draping the muslin" step.

Paris Latsis

Put your cap down, Paris. We're not done playing checkers yet.

Nicole Richie

Somebody's been raiding the Laugh-In wardrobe closet.

Ashlee Simpson

Bet she'll never go to SuperCuts again.

Naomi Watts

The "just rescued from sea" look.

Mya

Mya was the most stylish person at the track meet.

Rita Wilson

I'm guessing Tom bought her that dress.

Chloe Sevigny

Meet KFC's new spokesperson: Col. Sevigny!

Courtney Love

For that "just dragged by a truck" look.

Laura Flynn Boyle

Faux pas de deux!

Rose McGowan

Wow... these x-ray specs really work!

Sting and Trudie Styler

The inspiration for Sting's "Don't Stand So Close to Me."

Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston

It's so cute when couples wear the same clothes, get arrested for the same crimes...