Essays

My allegedly humorous essays have appeared in:

American Atheist	Play DC
American Rationalist	Player
Boston Phoenix	Police Times
Capital Style	P.O.V.
Christian Science Monitor	Raven
Complete Woman	Salon
Cynic Magazine	San Francisco Examiner
Entertainment Today	Supermodels Unlimited
Express	Syracuse Herald-Journal
Fairfield County Weekly	Tear Sheet
Freethinker (UK)	Technology Review
Funny Times	The Tech
GC Magazine	ThePosition.com
Generation Next	Today's Black Woman
Jewish World Review	UWire.com
Los Angeles Times	UniverCity
Nail Pro	University Reporter
National Lampoon	Urban Male Magazine (Canada)
NPR's "All Things Considered"	Washington Post
New World Press	Washingtonian
NoHo LA	Woman's Own
Ottawa Citizen	Writer
Penthouse	Zink

My work has not appeared in:

Inside Kung Fu	The New England Journal of Medicine
Barely Legal	and lots of places when you think about it

I'd post samples, but they'll be coming out in an essay collection soon and my publisher doesn't want them floating around the Internet for free. Stingy bastards.