Welcome to the madcap world of Steve Altes...
humorous speaker, rocket scientist, business ninja, hand model,
author, fashion policeman
Come for the nerdiness. Stay for the snark.
Looking to liven up your next conference? Take a gander at these
action photos. Partake of my
demo video. Then close the deal
after perusing these kudos
from people who aren't related to me.
Greetings Interweb person, hungry for mirth. Devour my
books (and I use the term loosely).
Feast on my allegedly humorous essays.
Or just snack on my droll Us Weekly
Fashion Police comments.